LOL XD

Remember Sex Ed back in high school?

Remember how awkward you were when your PE teacher tried to explain about the bees-and-the-beasts talk? Haha, do you remember how visually painful and gross it was to think about your cherry getting pop? Erk.... HAHA! XD

Well, I was pretty lucky that I attended all-girls school, so it wasn't really THAT embarrassing, but the fact that I had to listen to my PE teacher giving this most uncomfortable speech on the most disturbing topic throughout the PE for 40 minutes, haha, well it's unbearable! LOL.

It was terrible enough that my mommy had made me listen to her version of explaining about teenage horny boys, who only have sole intention in life that is getting into anything in skirts and moving, haha, then I had to listen to her preach about popping my cherry out of wedlock is sinful and I shouldn't be sexually active until I am married, blah blah blah, hahaha.

Now, now mommy, daddy, what's up with the frown?
Oh no, you must have thought awfully about me!
Well, lemme break it to you, I am still very much the Queen V-card mom, dad.
Haha, lose the frown, you look old. =P

Then I had to listen to the same topic at school? Hahaha! Awkward dude!

Till today, I can't believe that my teacher had literally made us listen to 'the talk'.

"Pregant!"
"Possible to die in labour!"
"STD!"
"How are you going to explain to your future hubby?"

Hahaha, do those lines ring a bell to ya? Hahaha.

Perhaps, because some of my friends were already sexually active when they were only 12 and were impregnated at the age of 13 by their college boy friends (?), had forced my PE teacher to have 'the talk' with the rest of us. -.-

I guess, it's 4 years late for the talk teacher, by the time we graduated, their kids were already 5 years old.

If only my teacher were like this :
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I believe, the talk would have been less stressful and gross-ful, haha. And I believe that those astray girls would have been saved, hahaha!

I am SO not encouraging you guys to watch porn, but if that's gonna take it for you to keep virgin until your twenties, hahaha, who am I to stop? Haha.

I'm a terrible adviser!

>.<

One might wonder what ever happened to my friends and their babies.
Well, long story short, they were expelled, no school in the city would accept them, no education, they gave birth, put the baby for adoption, broke up with the loser-horny-college-boys, regretted for being such silly-hormonal-girls who lost their virginity to assholes in the back of a secluded alley, now trying to turn a new leaf by getting back into schools, and luckily the schools accepted them, and now leading a hard life, physically and emotionally.

Yeeep, hard life. So, the conclusions are?
Don't have sex until you're married. Don't get yourself expelled over sex nor cutting classes.

Now, now, you pervs, don't get too eager yet.
Lemme bid my nights, then you may. . . . do whatever you have to do to preserve your V-card.
Haha, kidding! =P

I shall now retire to bed and slip away to Dreamland.
Good night city dwellers. Pleasant dreams y'all.

Till then,
Natasha
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